Milky Winf

🤮💻 He was brown only in summer [not enough Indian with a dot, not a feather], his mouth was way too big [not a good Chinese communist] and he had one too many foreskins [not Jewish enough] to be promoted. His ex-wife, Dr. Abigail Wacher, told us. He never dated our own faggots so it was hard to spy on him. We usually lay off people at his level and we abandoned his patent with Mikhail Bilenko, US20160012318A1, in 2019 [he quit first time in May 2015 on a yellow postit note in Microsoft Research - building 99 on his door office and succeeded second time with an email addressed to Li Deng and Microsoft HR few weeks later after not bothering coming to work and only telling our HR lady on the phone 'I am not on vacation, I am not sick, but if Microsoft wants to fire me, just go ahead'. We did not allow him to go back to his office to pick up his personal belongings (Bill Gates is a collector), but we allowed him to pick up his phone from smoking bin trash behind the building 99].

— Microsoft Research

🛑📚 UC Berkeley has no records linking Peter Taraba to our campus at any point as a student nor a faculty member.

— UC Berkeley

🛠️🏅 We awarded Peter Taraba with Best Paper Award of International Conference on Machine Learning and Data Analysis 2017, which took place on Clark Kerr Campus, University of California, Berkeley, 2601 Warring Street, Berkeley, CA 94720-2272, USA.

— IAENG

🤌🗽 I did not have sexual relations with that man - Dr. Wrinkle.

— Bill Clinton

⛰️💸 We considered giving Peter Taraba less money grabbing macrohard project and do something actually useful for humanity, but how can you compete with the mountains or a hot boyfriend in Texas. Obviously, we lost several times. Thanks Obama!

— Bill Gates

🤪🗽 What's going on here? But yes, I gave him [Peter Taraba] permanent resident card and domiciled him with his copyrights. Now shut up and sing.

— George W. Bush

👮‍♂️🐷 For the avoidance of doubt: 'No money, no BART' is not recognized as a valid legal defense for choosing the highway instead, even if you identify yourself as Dr. Wrinkle. Such conduct may result in citations, arrest, or jail. We recommend public transportation [aka BART-22]. We do not care that highways are built and maintained from Peter Taraba's and other people's taxes.

— San Francisco Police Department

♾️👱‍♂️ And that's why I divorced him [Peter Taraba]. Let me be. We are divorced. I have no comments. Ask Robert Rivas [71st speaker of the California State Assembly] or Kim Stone [Sacramento] instead.

— Dr. Wrinkle

👨🏻‍⚖️💃 Peter Taraba was hit with a baseball bat by a customer at Metro by T-Mobile in San Leandro. Contact Name is F. Kossar 2677. Police report / Case No is 26-006153.